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Humorous Poetry from Your Poetry Dot Com.



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Poem TitleAuthorFirst Lines
1: the valley of the mind thehotshotpoet as I lay here in the valley where the green grass
2: It's the Wrong Address cherish Don't call me Ma'am, it just isn't right. I know
3: The gooseberry that bit back spud * * * * By an orchard of plenty, a paradise fou
4: The Blind Cupid for all thehotshotpoet if roses were purple & skunks were pink there is
5: Say Hello To My Little Friend, Who Needs Archery Lessons!!! Timotheus Quote from hauntedscorp: "Stupid Cupid, that was
6: MISTAKE PRONE lionel This morning, I woke just before dawn. Looked bes
7: THE ANSWER MAN robert edgar burns I billed myself as the answer man And stood
8: THE TREBOR robert edgar burns My art form chosen is the “Trebor.” It com
9: NIGHT TRAIN CHAIN GANG robert edgar burns RoseMarie and Rosella, Asked for pictures of
10: APRIL TUNES robert edgar burns (To the tune of: April Showers) Though Apr
11: SLEEPING DOGS robert edgar burns When talking dogs upon their birth Come out
12: EQUALS robert edgar burns Today women are treated as equals. Those who
13: WE’LL SEE robert edgar burns I have a friend, Jollynoblefrog. We shook ha
14: LIKE THANKSGIVING robert edgar burns My wife says each day is like Thanksgiving.
15: I robert edgar burns I am wasted down to skin and bones But what
16: MCGILLICUDDY robert edgar burns M-aybe Lucy Or Lucille Ricardo C-ould not te
17: SYMBOL robert edgar burns I have become the newest sex symbol For wome
18: the suck up thehotshotpoet we tell our mate what they want to hear like do t
19: You Silly Beaver ShaeBay What a nice day to spend by the river, just watchi
20: When I Sing jonnycapone When I sing, my deep voice rasps. My frequency bu
21: PERPLEXING robert edgar burns I gave my honey a red silk scarf Just to tel
22: QUESTIONS robert edgar burns If a cow lies down upon it’s back And lifts
23: 10th creation thehotshotpoet after two awsome creations he felt somethings not
24: SAY IT THREE TIMES, FAST! robert edgar burns Assembling a disassembled assembly line h
25: THE BATH robert edgar burns She was rising from her bubble bath And stan
26: LIMERICKS FUN robert edgar burns Beauty and grace are seen on the face Of my
27: PAZAZZ robert edgar burns Not since Lennon and McCartney Has there bee
28: Garden Green MiniMiss I went out in my garden green, And smelt the appl
29: DON’T PLAY WITH FOOD robert edgar burns A burglar came up to my door And asked did I
30: NONSENSE robert edgar burns Put a vacuum cleaner in my tub Just to watch
31: STOLEN KISSES robert edgar burns If you’re out with a beautiful lady On lover
32: THE DUDE robert edgar burns I went to get a patent On an invention I cal
33: ALIENS CLONED ME hray42 i haven't been feeling myself of late sometimes i
34: I’VE NEVER robert edgar burns I’ve never sinned in my whole life. And I’ve
35: GREASE robert edgar burns Oily Not too handy On the souls of your sho
36: DANCING SQUARE robert edgar burns Home from your trucking job But getting read
37: MAGILLA robert edgar burns If you're not a teenage ninja, You've heard
38: MICHELLE robert edgar burns Michelle, My belle, these are words... Hey,
39: COUNTRY STAR robert edgar burns I want to sing like Glen Campbell, And Randy
40: ZOMBIES ATE MY HOMEWORK hray42 the nerve of those guys! i hate them ! zombies ha
41: LABELS robert edgar burns I wasn't born just yesterday And I'm certain
42: A poor book-maker mattya c Ladies day at Aintree, All suited and booted,
43: AS CUTE AS ME? robert edgar burns He looked pretty good you see But not as cut
44: W robert edgar burns Did you ever dub a U? I doubt it sir, just l
45: SAUSAGE AND GRAVY robert edgar burns My son joined the US Navy Because of the sau
46: DADDY TAUGHT ME robert edgar burns My daddy taught me this here joke When I was
47: A Massachusetts Mistake! CalebBoone Latter-Day Saint A Connecticut Cuss-Out He
48: THE MORAL IS robert edgar burns Itty bitty bubbles from our root beer Shot
49: WHILE IN ROME robert edgar burns I’ve never been nor shall I ever be Afraid t
50: ANTI WHAT? robert edgar burns Ornadine and Lester sitting in a tree. K- I-




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